In response to Michael D. McCumber's message:

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Congress
An excellent explanation of how hard our Congress works. Enjoy!

Can you spell F-U-N-N-Y? Thanks!

In response to Realist's message:

Republican Party Description
True conservative Republicans believe less government and more individual freedom is the best solution for the human condition.
Through this they support:
- Less government spending, less government programs, more privatization.
- They trust individuals to decide what best to spend their money on, and don't trust government to properly utilize resources.
- Government spending should be limited only to what is outlined by the constitution of the United States.
- Taxing the flow of capital is detrimental to society -- it should flow freely and quickly through as little taxation as possible.
Hopefully I didn't miss anything. I just hope you all have been voting for the right party all of these years.

Independent:
--Doesn't like or trust the two major political parties
--Has a brain and actually uses it
--Is unable to distinguish between the noise coming out of a politician's mouth and bellowed and ruptured smelly breaking wind
--Understand the correlation between elephants and Republicans and jackasses and Democrats
--Does not throw fecal material "across the aisle", but tosses it up onto the ceiling, calls a Democrat and a Repulician over and tells them to look up.
--Is disgusted even further by TRR--Tape Recorder Republicans, these are parrots who look like people, smell like poo poo due to the brown residue on their noses, wear Ann Coulter boxers, and Newt Gingrich spiked hi-heels, and when nature calls, take a wide stance while repeatedly dropping and picking up sheets of toilet paper. High-density TRRs consistently lack the ability to think an intelligent thought, but contain an incredible capacity to lick boots, kiss hiney, and admire moronic mental midgets. When agitated they explode into turrets syndrome gutterances that sound like Lib-er-al, Lib-er-al,

In response to Michael D. McCumber's message:

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Congress
An excellent explanation of how hard our Congress works. Enjoy!

Thanks!!!! I enjoyed that cool overview on just how hard my congress works for me. Wow, they really have their cross to bear don't they!!!! No wonder they need all those pay raises.

In response to confused's message:

RE: Republican Party Description
I am so confused by your descriptions.... is it not that Bush is Republican??? -His presidency has placed the USA in the financial drain. He has created more government than needed -If they trusted individuals to decide what to spend money on we wouldn't be paying for swimming pools and hot tubs in iraq -Government spending is at an all time high -lets not forget that he is being blamed for many things including 9-11 which if any one researched they can see why he is being blamed ....And for the record I have been voting for the right party all these years...good ol Bill Clinton may have been getting nookie in the oval office but at least while he was president there was no problem with planes being "used as bombs", government didn't kill thousands to hide little nasty secrets ot to solve their families vendedas,folks could afford their health care and perscriptions and those who wanted to work found jobs and when they worked those jobs they kept more of their money and lived better....you missed one very important thing about the Republican party -they don't find the "middle class" to be revelent and feel it must be done away with making only two classes, the rich (them) and the poor (the working people) If this country was dumb enough to allow yet another Bush serve 2 terms, then let it be smart enough to bring back a Clinton, or start fresh with Edwards!!!!!

By describing why you have voted Democrat your entire life, you described everything that has been going on in government forever. Yes, 9-11 was planned on Clinton's watch or do you truly believe that bin Laden waited until the day Bush was sworn in to start planning it? He was planning it since the last time he tried to blow up the World Trade Center while Clinton was president. Did he go after bin Laden? No. The US government has been assasinating heads of states and killing enemies without you knowing about it, since we became a nation over 250 years ago. Just because you don't know it, doesn't mean it's not happening. Read about Delta Force or the CIA, do some research. The only people who could afford their health care and prescriptions are the same people who can do it now. As a matter of fact, the unemployment rate is at an all time low. The Fayette County unemployment rate is lower under Bush than it ever was under Clinton and the average household income is larger now than when Clinton was president. People are paying less in taxes than when Clinton was president, because Bush cut our taxes while Clinton raised them. We don't need another Clinton or another Bush. There are other people out there better than those 2 families. Huckabee is the best choice. You whine about 2 classes rich and the poor. What did Clinton do for the middle class or poor? He did nothing but make promises. Hellary and Edwardo are both millionaires that have no idea what it's like to be poor or middle class. They make empty promises just like all the other democrats who only want to hold us down, so they can promise to pick us up. Well, they have been promising to do it for 200 years and many many many people have died waiting for the democrats to help them. It's time to see the light, ignore party labels and vote for the MAN that is best for the job. And even though Hellary walks like a man, talks like a man, and looks like a man, she is not the best man for the job. A vote for Hellary is a vote to run the US into the ground and allow the UN to take over. I guarantee it, because the Clinton's believe in the One World Order and Hellary will sell us out as quick as Bill sold all of our secrets to China.

In response to Realist's message:

Republican Party Description
True conservative Republicans believe less government and more individual freedom is the best solution for the human condition.
Through this they support:
- Less government spending, less government programs, more privatization.
- They trust individuals to decide what best to spend their money on, and don't trust government to properly utilize resources.
- Government spending should be limited only to what is outlined by the constitution of the United States.
- Taxing the flow of capital is detrimental to society -- it should flow freely and quickly through as little taxation as possible.
Hopefully I didn't miss anything. I just hope you all have been voting for the right party all of these years.

I am so confused by your descriptions.... is it not that Bush is Republican??? -His presidency has placed the USA in the financial drain. He has created more government than needed -If they trusted individuals to decide what to spend money on we wouldn't be paying for swimming pools and hot tubs in iraq -Government spending is at an all time high -lets not forget that he is being blamed for many things including 9-11 which if any one researched they can see why he is being blamed ....And for the record I have been voting for the right party all these years...good ol Bill Clinton may have been getting nookie in the oval office but at least while he was president there was no problem with planes being "used as bombs", government didn't kill thousands to hide little nasty secrets ot to solve their families vendedas,folks could afford their health care and perscriptions and those who wanted to work found jobs and when they worked those jobs they kept more of their money and lived better....you missed one very important thing about the Republican party -they don't find the "middle class" to be revelent and feel it must be done away with making only two classes, the rich (them) and the poor (the working people) If this country was dumb enough to allow yet another Bush serve 2 terms, then let it be smart enough to bring back a Clinton, or start fresh with Edwards!!!!!

An excellent explanation of how hard our Congress works. Enjoy!

True conservative Republicans believe less government and more individual freedom is the best solution for the human condition.
Through this they support:
- Less government spending, less government programs, more privatization.
- They trust individuals to decide what best to spend their money on, and don't trust government to properly utilize resources.
- Government spending should be limited only to what is outlined by the constitution of the United States.
- Taxing the flow of capital is detrimental to society -- it should flow freely and quickly through as little taxation as possible.
Hopefully I didn't miss anything. I just hope you all have been voting for the right party all of these years.

For those who don't understand the political differences between our two parties, I figured I'd help with a definition for each.
Democratic Party - Trusts government as the solution for the human condition. As such, they're almost always in favor of:
- More government control over our lives. And more government programs.
- Higher taxes.
- Doesn't believe in allowing individuals to choose their own destiny, because individuals aren't capable.
- Socialism, some even desire communism (no individual ownership).
- Loves government spending money on everything BUT what is outlined in the constitution that it should spend money on, such as defense.